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Jack and Charlie
Sep 29th
I Sold My Soul
Sep 28th
Wife: “Of course we fought - we had a 300 square foot apartment.” Me: “It was just...
Sep 28th
when i hear symphony, i think of ben, and i’m reminded that there’s a live flaim inside...
Sep 28th
FIRE!
Sep 28th
FI-RRRR-AYY
Sep 28th
A butterfly flapped its wings this morning and suddenly my whole day is a mess
Sep 28th
Sometimes I’m convinced that when I tried to sell my soul to the devil at age 14, it worked.
Sep 26th
My Amazon WishList is starting to get out of control. At some point someone has to start buying me...
Sep 26th
I wouldn’t be sad if jay leno had a horrible accident.
Sep 26th
3 for $30 on shirts from The Onion. They’ve attacked me where I’m weak…
Sep 25th
$110.37 per quarter for the wsj? Really?
Sep 25th
when she passes, each one she passes, goes aaahhhh
Sep 24th
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Jack rolling balls
Sep 23rd
Just ate 5 baclavas and 3 brownies for dinner
Sep 21st
For some reason I want a Ford F-150. FORD TOUGH.
Sep 21st
Some economics analysis of new health care bill: http://bit.ly/10SA4C
Sep 21st
Amy poehler > Julia louisdreyfus. It’s close though.
Sep 21st
Drama deserved that.
Sep 21st
RT @jneilschulman: TANSTAAFL move over. TANSTAFHC. There Ain’t No Such Thing As Free Health...
Sep 21st
I’m sure It feels better when your team wins, but it feels pretty good when the team you hate...
Sep 21st
My 22 month old son can operate an iPhone. Not sure my mother would be able to figure it out but...
Sep 21st
Preparing the most ridiculous party favors ever. Ever.
Sep 20th
“your pimp costume appears to be a fur coat on top of your andover uniform” - jon...
Sep 18th
Or maybe this is what my boys think…
Sep 18th
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Jack draws
Sep 18th
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I think I can
Sep 16th
I live so far away from the office that I have to make sure and use the bathroom before I leave...
Sep 16th
RT @jneilschulman: My new article on Rational Review: “Red Meat Distractions in the Health...
Sep 16th
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Charlie laughs
Sep 15th
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Jack dancing again
Sep 15th
The only think worse than grand central during the week is grand central on the weekends.
Sep 13th
Average weight goes up 40 lbs and average speed goes down 10 mph
Sep 13th
RT @jneilschulman: Everyone loves President Santa Claus. Only what he’s doing is re-gifting!
Sep 13th
http://bit.ly/jR2rE
Sep 13th
Massive packs of slow moving fat white people
Sep 13th
These came in the mail today
Sep 13th
These came in the mail today:
It’s like christmas....
Sep 13th
Having a party next weekend with some old and new colleagues. Yukka?
Sep 12th
why does it suddenly seem like i’m waking up in the dark?
Sep 12th
I want more expensive tires. Thanks, Obama. http://bit.ly/RF53z
Sep 12th
Does Nancy Pelosi know she looks like a bobblehead doll?
Sep 11th
Genius: we need to increase government spending and control over a massive sector of the economy in...
Sep 11th
Do all 30 year olds still listen to the same music they liked in high school?
Sep 11th
RT @mediaite If @CongJoeWilson’s goal when he yelled “You lie” at #Obama was to...
Sep 11th
Axelrod on O’Reilly couldn’t be more amusing
Sep 11th
Link
Sep 9th
Me: “I didn’t get very many comments on that one.” Wife: “People probably...
Sep 8th
Men
Sep 8th
Cootchie coo
Sep 8th
Pickle
Sep 8th
Bend down
Sep 8th
Vestido bonito
Sep 8th
Bebe goes shopping
Sep 8th
I am attracted to a character in a book for 2 year olds. A Herbietown exclusive. http://bit.ly/oz5kz
Sep 7th
In Home Depot parking lot, with 2 screaming children. I love my life.
Sep 7th
Jack eats an egg…sort of
Sep 7th
Sexy Time in Jack’s Book?
Sep 7th
Jack eats an egg…sort of
Sep 6th
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Jack and eggs
Sep 6th
I want to know everything possible about Natalie Portman. http://bit.ly/5CunC Please help me.
Sep 6th
Wikipedia is a live obituary service for (notable) people.
Sep 6th
Green angst RT @LauraMLatka: Feeling so conflicted RT @bfp_local: Whole Foods Market files plans in...
Sep 6th
I Shed a Tear While Watching This
Sep 5th
How to Think Like a Man
Sep 5th
Obama Wants To Talk To My Children Now?
Sep 5th
How to think like a man
Sep 5th
testing new MSG functionality that enables folders…would i have been this excited about...
Sep 5th
I think we can only appreciate our parents when they become grandparents.
Sep 5th
Just got a 2 and a half minute voicemail from my wife of children crying.
Sep 5th
Another Herbietown exclusive: How To Think Like A Man: http://bit.ly/dZ3Wz
Sep 5th
Wife bought I Love Lucy stamps. That’s the kind of thing that can drive a man to ruin.
Sep 3rd
RT @whoiscarmine: RT @CobraCommander: Cobra gmail bomb a success!! I am n your internetz ruinin your...
Sep 2nd
On little boys and work
Sep 2nd
Tips for convincing a wife to GTD? I created a physical inbox for her but she won’t process...
Sep 1st
Is the adult drinking area in Disney world called treasure island or pleasure island?
Sep 1st
True Blood is like Lost in how much it sucks when it ends. The only difference is that it’s...
Sep 1st
Smoked beer can chicken - with bacon grease - this should be interesting
Sep 1st
On Little Boys And Work - A Herbietown Exclusive - http://bit.ly/10ck52
Sep 1st