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Extended monkey chatter from an undiscovered genius.
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I Sold My Soul
When I was 14 years old, I tried to sell my soul to the devil. At the time, I really believed such a thing was possible. In return, I wanted to be huge so that a girl who was sitting at the hotel…
Wife: “Of course we fought - we had a 300 square foot apartment.” Me: “It was just that one knife fight.”
FIRE!
when i hear symphony, i think of ben, and i’m reminded that there’s a live flaim inside that wimpy head.
FI-RRRR-AYY
A butterfly flapped its wings this morning and suddenly my whole day is a mess
Sometimes I’m convinced that when I tried to sell my soul to the devil at age 14, it worked.
My Amazon WishList is starting to get out of control. At some point someone has to start buying me things from it.
I wouldn’t be sad if jay leno had a horrible accident.
3 for $30 on shirts from The Onion. They’ve attacked me where I’m weak…
$110.37 per quarter for the wsj? Really?
when she passes, each one she passes, goes aaahhhh
Just ate 5 baclavas and 3 brownies for dinner
